So I searched through the extensive Apple Emojipedia, which seems to grow by the day. Remember that period of time when #EggplantFriday existed and for a brief and shining moment, Instagram was just a flood of PG-13 dick pics? The eggplant is naughty, and that's just not a world I want to live in anymore. Eggplant has had its day in the sun for far too long, like Kanye West or Crocs.
